Big Tit

I have been interviewed, photographed and consulted. I have written ‘bio’ and ‘author info’ and ‘questions for reading groups’ and lists of favourite books. I have been asked opinions about things that I don’t have opinions on. I have been emailing like the wind.

I am turning into a big, air filled, wart like thing. My head is like a cuckoo clock. It’s making my skin bad. I have a case of acne. It is tiny acne, but it is there, seething and blistering. My skin wants to get away. My skin wants to fly off into the sunset with a tube of E45 and no books, but a drink with an umbrella in it, and maybe some crushed ice and lime wedges.

My skin’s favourite drink is the WooWoo. I work too hard. I should drink more WooWoos. Take it easy.

On a brighter, and more interesting note, the Small Fry is not sick any more and soon there is going to be a regular live lit night in Preston. Also, my friend Jane is very pleased, because the cover of my book matches her favourite coat and gloves. (Click the link for a sneaky preview of Acknowledgements, should you wish to…) 

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